Boys and PEE

In my house I am surrounded by boys. Even my dog is a boy. All of these boys pee. My husband, my brother, and all three of my sons. Do you think any of these boys clean up this pee?? Nope. I am always wiping up pee..on the floor, on the shower door, on the cabinet, under the rim and my personal favorite..when you sit in it! Thats a special surprise. I just wanted to share my feelings with all because holycrap I'm sick of cleaning up PEE!!!! Just sit down already because real men pee sitting down.