The things my kids say...

Okay so this is a new one.. Do your kids say the weirdest things ever! Mine do and well so do I. Here is the best one I have heard in a long time. This one was said by my oldest son Isaiah on the way home for track practice. Setup: He really had to go to the bathroom...

Mom..hurry up..I have to go so bad my weiner is curling up!

I laughed so hard I almost had an issue myself! Just thought you all could use the chuckle! What goofy things do your kids say?