something Funny!

Okay this morning, i'm barely awake as we were all sick yesterday and of course since I can't call in sick..I was exhausted..
Scene: my bathroom with all 3 sons brushing teeth and geling hair. Andrew comes out of toilet area and says:
MOM..this is Awesome!
me: whats awesome? (worried thinking he's gonna show me some crazy poop..which boys do do by the way)
Andrew: I just went peed and I only got one drop on your seat!(serious and very excited)
me; really..cool
Andrew: Yeah usually I pee all over it because my weanie just dosen't want to lay down in the morning?? But today it listened when I told it to behave..
Me: now on the floor..almost peeing myself due to intense laughter and a very weak bladder.
Oh the things kids say.